Life Lesson #3... This week

I have been quite adventurous this week. I knew that I discussed my popping a squat escapade yesterday. I forget to mention that I learned that dad is tough.

You see, dad in always spraying himself with yummy smelling perfume. He aims it at himself... And pow, he smells good.

I figured I'd give it a try. I used whatever dad left on the back of the toilet. One spritz towards my face and... Owwww...my eyes started to water and I decided that I am not man enough to wear cologne... It's so not worth the pain!!

Which then leads to life lesson #3 this week. It goes a little somethin like this:
I was on the playground, hanging with my buddies. We were shooting the breeze when we started to get goofy. I always love to pick my nose, so I decided I would do a little magic trick. So, when no one was looking, I hid a rock in my nose, planning on picking it out and getting a roaring applause.
Or course, it was a great idea in theory, but the reality is that I couldn't get it out.
Luckily I go to the best daycare ever, and it's a hop skip and a jump from the clinic, so off to urgent care we went!!

I sat there for a bit, with Tammy, and then mom came busting into the room. How embarrassing. I must admit that I was sort of happy to see her.

Dr.Post helped me get the rock out of my nose, it was no day at the beach, but we got it done. The doctor stuck a thin tube up my nose and on the end was a balloon. He stuck the tube up past the rock, then put air in the balloon, pulled down and out slid the rock. And I mean slid... It was slimy! Worked like a charm!

Or course I am going to hear about this all week long... I am going to tune out mom's lectures of what I am allowed to stick up my nose. It's a short list.

Happy birthday big guy!

Today was my dad's birthday! Happy birthday to you!

Along with his birthday came a day of life lessons.

The major one is in regards to appropriate backyard behavior.

A few weeks back I couldn't make it to the potty. The tree looked thirsty. You do the math.

Well. This evening I couldn't make it to the potty. The lawn needed to be fertilized. You do the math.

After doing the math, imagine mom and dad freaking out. The clean up included a garden hose aimed at my bottom.

Life lesson learned : Boys and puppies pee outside.  It's not cool for boys or girls to pop a squat in the back yard.... Or in the front yard.

Tunnel Yellin

On our trip to Canana, mom and dad introduced me to Tunnel Yellin... Which is exactly what it sounds like... Whenever you drive under a tunnel you yell until you have driven through.

They taught me this when we were going through Duluth, which if you have ever been there you know there are quite a few.

I decided to continue this tradition on the way home too.

The problem is that my definition of a tunnel includes overpasses... So guess who will be yelling every time we pass an overpass.... This guy!

Mommy keeps saying that this is the longest 10 hours of her life... I don't know what she's talking about :-)

Happy Father's Day!

Dear Daddy,

Here's a day just for you. I realize that I forgot to give you a card... Or a gift... So I will give you an IOU.
I love you for everything you do for me, mommy and franny!
I am sorry that I didn't give you the whole day off from taking care of me, but I love when you get me my juice, help me to get on the potty, and nap with me! 

Love you lots!!!

Love,
Kaydrian

Off to Canana!

That's no typo... That's how I prefer to pronounce it.... But I made it out of the attic and into the car.
We were all buckled in.... About to leave..... And... We realized we forgot our passports! That would have really sucked to realize at the junction of i-35... Perhaps that's the plot for Home Alone 17

Learning from Kevin

I am certain many of you recall a movie called 'Home Alone'.... Well, my household resembles that movie at this moment, except I don't have a bully of a brother named Buzz or an uncle named Frank... Unless aunt Emmie is not telling us something...
Mom and dad are frantically trying to get our things together for a trip to Canada to visit our family from the north! In all honesty, dad is doing most of the frantic running around as mom does her nails... She'll be frantic in the am, trust me.
So here I am, all alone upstairs, expected to sleep.  I know how this works, everyone will sleep in. Everything will be loaded in the vehicle, franny and my bike included. And I will be sawing logs in bed. They won't realize that they forgot me until I-35...when it would be the time for me to complain about having to poop.
Not happening people. I am going to stay awake all night long. I am refuse to miss out on a trip to a foreign country!
I will stay awake by....singing my ABCs.... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Empty Threats?

I think mom means business this time... I better get my behind in the tub, pronto!

Under doggie!

I love playing with Franny, but I am not sure she feels the same.

Under the weather

Mom picked me up today because I threw up at daycare. It's been a lazy day of cuddling and napping with Mommy.

Partying with my Besties

This weekend I got to hang out with Lily and Jacob for Lily's 1st birthday party. It was so cool. There was a ton of great food and fun things to do.

But then came the greatest. thing. ever. Lily's dad went and gave us rides in the fire truck!!!! How cool is that! I wonder if Lily can have a birthday party every weekend!!